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Satire was fun, but we must be able to put this to better use…
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I’m taking a break from ClashOfCulture.com.
It’s not you, it’s me.
It seems that CoC conflicts with me spiritually…
With all the fuss lately over the FLDS compound in Texas, it’s easy to see why polygamy has a bad name. Young girls were victimized and brainwashed, which ought not be tolerated.
Sadly, the actions of a few men have tainted a wonderful thing. The reality of the matter is that polygamy can be a wonderful way of living, if it’s done the right way.
I’d like to tell you a story about a state. Just for the sake of example, let’s call that state, oh I don’t know, Utah.
In this state, hypothetically called Utah, there are a lot of silly laws designed to keep me from getting drunk.
It’s amazing how many people don’t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom.
Substitute ‘disgusting’ for ‘amazing’ above.
I spend a lot of time in public toilets these days. Not like Larry Craig, I just have nowhere else to go to the bathroom.
The government gives the DEA $2.4 billion each year to keep illegal drugs off the streets.
They’re doing a spectacular job.
In light of heavy criticisms pointed towards the President’s failures in the White House, the President urged all of the diners to look past Iraq and in the years to come to remember him for who he really was. “A damn good guy when it came to Guitar Hero.”
GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania – A family moved into their home Friday to find an abandoned Civil War hero in the basement.
State troopers and the national guard removed the man from the home without incident. The man only identified himself as the “best damn infantryman the north ever seen”.
The home, which neighbors said has been vacant for more than four years, was sold at auction in early March.
Parker claims that she has an amalgamation of ex-boyfriends, ex-husbands, and flings that still wait on her hand and foot. She says that she can’t give us an exact number of guys, but her estimates are around 500 men who would consider her their girlfriend.
Through trickery and guilt Parker has come up with a way to keep ex-lovers believing that they’re continuously straddling the line between ‘just friends’ and ‘more than just friends’.
HOLLYWOOD – According to Charlton Heston’s former agent, Lloyd Barlow, the now deceased actor has been slated for the 2009 production of The Ten Commandments: Promised Land.
The film, Barlow said, will pick off where the original Ten Commandments stopped…
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse for Myanmar, look out because the fourth Rambo movie is being released on DVD next week. The film is set in the war-torn nation formerly known as Burma, and it takes a sort of sadistic pleasure in depicting the horrific crimes against humanity committed by the country’s despotic military rulers.
Jonathan McGory: I’d fight Louis Braille, the creater of the braille system. Not only is he French, but he’s blind too. I’d say something to him like, “hey, I’m over here” and when he asks where, I’ll say, “over here” then punch him in the face and run away oh so quietly.
David Holmes: Carrot-Top. He’s been working out lately so he’d probably win. But after losing, at least I’d have the satisfaction of not being Carrot-Top.
David Cook: I would fight David Schwimmer. I would beat his “Does
Rachel want me ho do get her back with looking that the huge pussy I
already am ass.[sic]
Brad Pauquette: Ellen Degerenes.
Jonathan McGory
Brad Pauquette
Clayton Henson
David Holmes
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