I’m taking a break from ClashOfCulture.com.
It’s not you, it’s me.
It seems that CoC conflicts with me spiritually…
With all the fuss lately over the FLDS compound in Texas, it’s easy to see why polygamy has a bad name. Young girls were victimized and brainwashed, which ought not be tolerated.
Sadly, the actions of a few men have tainted a wonderful thing. The reality of the matter is that polygamy can be a wonderful way of living, if it’s done the right way.
I’d like to tell you a story about a state. Just for the sake of example, let’s call that state, oh I don’t know, Utah.
In this state, hypothetically called Utah, there are a lot of silly laws designed to keep me from getting drunk.
It’s amazing how many people don’t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom.
Substitute ‘disgusting’ for ‘amazing’ above.
I spend a lot of time in public toilets these days. Not like Larry Craig, I just have nowhere else to go to the bathroom.
The government gives the DEA $2.4 billion each year to keep illegal drugs off the streets.
They’re doing a spectacular job.
The federal government just sent me $1,200.
What I don’t spend on hookers is going straight to coke.
GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania – A family moved into their home Friday to find an abandoned Civil War hero in the basement.
State troopers and the national guard removed the man from the home without incident. The man only identified himself as the “best damn infantryman the north ever seen”.
The home, which neighbors said has been vacant for more than four years, was sold at auction in early March.
Parker claims that she has an amalgamation of ex-boyfriends, ex-husbands, and flings that still wait on her hand and foot. She says that she can’t give us an exact number of guys, but her estimates are around 500 men who would consider her their girlfriend.
Through trickery and guilt Parker has come up with a way to keep ex-lovers believing that they’re continuously straddling the line between ‘just friends’ and ‘more than just friends’.
In light of heavy criticisms pointed towards the President’s failures in the White House, the President urged all of the diners to look past Iraq and in the years to come to remember him for who he really was. “A damn good guy when it came to Guitar Hero.”
HOLLYWOOD – According to Charlton Heston’s former agent, Lloyd Barlow, the now deceased actor has been slated for the 2009 production of The Ten Commandments: Promised Land.
The film, Barlow said, will pick off where the original Ten Commandments stopped…
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse for Myanmar, look out because the fourth Rambo movie is being released on DVD next week. The film is set in the war-torn nation formerly known as Burma, and it takes a sort of sadistic pleasure in depicting the horrific crimes against humanity committed by the country’s despotic military rulers.
Jonathan McGory: I had a dream that Queen Latifah and I worked together at a restaurant in an abandoned train station. I think it was a subliminal promotion of the DVD release of her movie Mad Money.
Clayton Henson: I wish I could remember. I just know that I was in this bar. There were seals there. I think I ate some pretzels.
Jon Thomas: When I was a kid that dreamed I was superman and while dreaming jumped face first off of my bunk bed. That situation didn’t end well, It was quite traumatic. After that I can’t recall a single dream that I’ve had since.
Brad Pauquette: I was smoking pot with Neil Diamond in a really nice van and we tried to get his driver to crash the van into a moving train. I think it means that I want to smoke pot with Neil Diamond and then crash our van into a moving train.
Jonathan McGory
Brad Pauquette
Clayton Henson
David Holmes
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